Did you ever hear the tragedy of HRCU Commander Pingu The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Crix staff team would tell you. It’s a Minge legend. HRCU Commander Pingu was a Minge Lord of the Minge Nation, so powerful and so wise he could use the power of minging to influence the minge levels in staff members… He had such a knowledge of the minge side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from being banned. Minge powers are pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice banned him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from being banned, but not himself.